I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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