i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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