There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just want to make out with him forever
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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