; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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