i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.