its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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