Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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