You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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