if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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