is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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