i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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