come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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