i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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