We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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