love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
