I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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