Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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