If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
