I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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