All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Come see our sink grown plant.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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