I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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