I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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