dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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