thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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