In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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