so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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