my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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