Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Come share oat with me in your robe
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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