At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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