There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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