Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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