would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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