Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
