That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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