check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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