I CAN MOONWALK!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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