For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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