and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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