This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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