im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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