i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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