More tranny stories later!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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