that's an acceptable place to lick
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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