She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
