he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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