it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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