Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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