You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
jump out the window naked night went bad
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