super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
