i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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