All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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