I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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