It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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